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After I'm done stabbing ~Sani-Teh-Muffin, I'm coming after you for making me do this.

DA Music Meme for Writers
1. Pick a character, fandom, pairing, friendship, whatever.
2. Put your music program on shuffle/ random and start playing songs.
3. For each song, write something inspired by the song related to the theme you chose earlier. You only have the song length. No pre-planning and no writing after the song is over. No skipping songs either.
4. Do 10 songs and post. Make sure to include the song name/ artist.

I already know that I'm going to cheat.

Theme: Hetalia (probably mostly GerIta)

1. Bringing the Rain (Len Kagamine)
"Get back inside, idiot! You'll catch a damn cold out there," Arthur yelled at Alfred, who was currently walking out of the store into the drizzling rain.
"Oh, lighten up, old man! Look at this weather! Have you seen better rain to run around in?" yelled Alfred, before jumping in a puddle that reached all the way up to his ankle, soaking his shoes. Alfred only laughed, kicking the water without a care in the world while people hidden under umbrellas passed by, occsionally giving him weird looks. England ran outside and grabbed Alfred's arm to bring him inside before he made an even bigger fool of himself.
"Come on, you git, you'll catch a-" Arthur stopped as Alfred kicked a full-on tide wave at him.
"You ass!"
"Lighten up, Iggy!" Alfred replied cheerfully, before dragging Arthur with him to yet another puddle.

END

2. War Flute (Dane Cook)
"England! Shut up and pay attention!" Alfred yelled as Arthur complained once again about not wanting to watch America's 'epic' documentaries about the Civil War.
"I'm only saying that-"
"Lloyd, I would know you, you fangle-toothed motherfucker!!" Alfred yelled at the seemingly average soldier standing next to a train track on the television.
England frowned, mirroring the unsmiling soldiers in the black-and-white photo from God knows when.
Alfred continued, apparently oblivious to the fact that despite yelling at Arthur for not shutting up, he himself wouldn't stop talking.
"God, it would suck to be that little flute boy up front. I mean, damn, shit flying everywhere and that annoying drummer right next to you... Speaking of which, did I tell you that I'm taking drumming lessons soon?"

END
(I figured Alfred might recongnize some soldiers despite his retardedness. But thats just me.)

3. Termina Field (Majora's Mask, Koji Kondo)
Arthur stepped out of the arch, a sense of wonder engulfing him as he gazed at the field stretching before him.
"Hey, stop gawking and move, fag! We only have 3 fucking days!" shrieked the fairy, Sealand, in his ear.
I almost miss Navi, thought Arthur

END (Oh God that was random)

4. Kokoro (Len Kagamine)
"W-what?" whispered a stunned Italy.
"I said that I, uh, was the Holy Roman Empire when I was young." said Germany, apparently embarrassed about his past.
Italy burst into tears as he slammed into Germany, who would have fallen over if it wasn't for how pathetically frail Italy was compared to him.
"What, what'd I do?!" shouted Germany, his face blushing as Italy burrowed his face into his chest, dampening his favorite shirt, and wrapped him in a crushing hug.
"Holy Rome, I missed you."

END

5. Don't Stand So Close to Me (The Police)
England stood in the middle of his casting circle, his focus completely on the words in the old spellbook he held in his young hands. He smiled mischeiviously.
"That will get rid of that bloody Frog-ahhh!" he shrieked as he was knocked face-first into his glimmering circle.
"My little golden caterpillar! Long time, no see," a certain Frnchman said from above his head. "What're you doing, playing Macbeth again?"
"You're way too close! Get out of my personal bubble!"

END
The personal bubble was because my dad came in while I was typing and I told him to get out of my 'artistic bubble'. Plus I couldn't think of anything for widdle Engwand to say. ANYWAY.

6. L-O-V-E (Dane Cook)
"England, I'm sorry to say that your relationship with America is nothing more than a relationshit," said France.
"Bugger off, you're just jealous because you don't have anyone," replied England before turning his back.
France looked around at the rest of the UN, and sighed when he was reminded that they all considered him nothing more than a self-centered slut.

END

7. Thats Amore (Dean Martin)
"Germany! Germany!" Germany sighed as the familiar Italian rounded the corner, running towards him.
"Italy, what is it now? Is it the English army agai-" Germany was cut short when Italy jumped on him, latching his legs around Germany to lock him in place, and kissed him. Germany blushed furiously and his thoughts blanked as he panicked.
As soon as he had got on, Italy jumped off and smiled dopely at the lightheaded German as if nothing had happened.
"Sorry, Germany! I guess I got a little excited, it being Pasta Day and all."

END
(ffffff way too excited for Pasta Day, I guess.)

8. Good Riddance (Green Day)
England packed his things, swearing all the while. As long as he kept packing, he wouldn't cry. If he focusd on folding, he wouldn't remember. Putting his belongings away he would distract him form the fact that he was leaving his little boy behind for the last time.
"I hope you have a nice life, you ungrateful bastard," he said to the frame incasing a scribbly, juvenile drawing of him and America holding hands. The near unreadable signiture at the bottom signed 'To England from America'.

END
(Drawing is supposed to be from young America. Crappy ending is crappy.)

9. The Grocery Store (Jim Gaffigan)
Germany stood in line, a noisy Italian circling him, a Frenchman making suggestive glances at him, and so many other obnoxious people. But the worst distraction of all was the flashy stand ten feet away, with an albino employee exclaiming, "Hey, who wants a bite of my delicious wurst?!"

10. The Best Day Ever (Spongebob Sqarepants)
"GERMANY!" screamed Italy from the top of the stairs, "GUESS WHAT TODAY IS?!"
Oh dear God, I forgot. Germany cringed.
There was a clamor on the stairs, and Germany saw Italy's legs hit the bottom and run towards him.
"IT'S PASTA DAY!" screamed Italy, so overexcited it was scary.
"Um, I just remembered that, uh, I have to go visit, uh, my boss today," Germany said, using any excuse to get out of the house before Italy could drag him into the kitchen.
"No. You are staying here and you. Will. Make. Pasta. With. Me," Italy hissed, his stare boring into Germany's head. Germany shook his head, too scared to do anything else.

END


Meh, it wasn't as bad as I thought, considering that I haven't written something fictional since middle school. It was actually kinda fun. But make sure I never write fanfic again. Unless its by request.

I tag , since I don't know anyone else on DA who hasn't already been tagged.
He's not going to do it, I already know.
I really need to get out more.